July 2, 2024

SHOCKING: Eminem Begs Detroit Lions Coach….

Many Taylor Swift fans will be pleased to know that Eminem returned to social media this week to discuss his Lions and their playoff run.

This time, he’s pleading with Detroit head coach Dan Campbell to let him play in Sunday’s game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

“Coach Dan…” The offer still stands. I’m available on Sunday, let me know. Shady captioned his Instagram video.

“Hey, Dan. I’m reporting. “I’m going to report in the third quarter,” Eminem says to Campbell. “I’m reporting: offensive line, eligible receiver. I will be the quarterback, the entire offensive line, and the receiver.

“I’ll throw it to myself and score a touchdown. During the third quarter.

“Just give me the uniform. Or at least like a helmet.

“I already own a helmet. It’s not suitable for football. It’s only a helmet. But, um…

“Yes, man! I’m here, brother! I’ll be there. “I’ll be there that night,” Eminem added. “I will suit up and score the winning touchdown in the third quarter. “I will score.”

Earlier this week, following the Lions’ victory over the Rams, Eminem posted another Lions-related video on Instagram, this time sharing his new year’s resolution.

The goal was for the Lions to win the Super Bowl.

“So… what’s up?” He asked with a shrug.

Hey, they just won their first playoff game in over thirty years. He and the rest of the Detroit Lions fan base have more than earned their moment in the spotlight.

I, for one, can’t wait to see how many Swifties, who’ve only been Chiefs fans for a few weeks, get butt-hurt when Eminem appears on screen multiple times on Sunday and the crowd goes wild rapping another of his many hits.

 

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